• The judge was soup drunk
    February 1, 2012
    It wasn’t something a person would notice at first glance, but the judge was drunk on Saturday at the big Soup’s On event. Before...
  • Email from a groundhog
    January 18, 2012
    I got an email from a groundhog last week. It was signed “Your friend, Wiarton Willie.” “With a mere 28 days remaining until I...
  • It’s another Schticky situation
    January 18, 2012
    Just when you thought it was safe to start watching late night television again, along comes the great Vince Offer, the pitch man’s pitch man...
  • I’m a ‘belieber’
    January 11, 2012
    By Lynne Turner Justin Bieber was everywhere over the holidays and I have come to the conclusion that I really like the kid who, from...
  • The must-have winter fashion
    January 11, 2012
    “My eyes are blind, but I can see. The snowflakes glisten on the tree.” — from the song “Snowblind” on Black...
  • No need to turn up the heat
    January 4, 2012
    Dear Dr. Suzuki; How’s it going, man? I know it’s been a while since last I wrote, so allow me to extend to you a hearty...
  • Turner’s Tale
    January 4, 2012
    My great-niece is the prettiest little girl – reddish hair, a fair completion, a perpetual smile on her little two-year-old face, lots of...
  • Every step will show
    January 4, 2012
    The future lies before you, Like newly-fallen snow, Be careful how you tread in it, For every step will show. The piece of...
  • A new hope for a new year
    December 28, 2011
    As we sit perched on the edge of another new year, the 2012 phenomenon is already beginning to pick up steam. Essentially, the noise and...
  • My draft is better than your draft
    December 21, 2011
    When your friends and family gather this holiday season, and all the kids begin tap-tap-tapping away on their electronic devices, tell them you want...